Ask Doctor Bubba

Dear doctor, I have been banned at work from using mind powers, including Jedi mind tricks. I have been told that using my powers or parlour tricks is a waste and demeaning. The problem is now I have stopped using my mind powers, my latent pyrokenisis abilities have awoken and I keep setting fire to paper, computers and colleagues. I feel bad about the later as there was only a few people that I actually wanted to set fire to. :-( Can you offer me any advice? Hot to trot in da Tremere Chantry. D. Have you considered asbestos underpants? Seriously thought, what line of work are you in? Your employers do seem to have very closed minds. It seems to me that you ought to think very seriously about moving to a profession where your talents are valued. As my mother has always said, some jobs come, and some jobs go, but people will always want to torch the bastard who spilled their drink in the pub. "People will always need beating up..."

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