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Olli from Finland wrote:
What is a Penis... Is it some kind of magic item. Not the way I use it... Luke wrote: Dr. Bubba- There is no reason why you roleplayers shouldn't have girlfriends! Yes, I, was a poor, relationship-void individual like most of yourselves, but it IS possible to roleplay and have a girlfriend at the same time! My simple solution- teach her to roleplay. You have to think about it for a second, but if you brought someone to a really good gaming session, however snotty cheerleader-bitch or gun-toting gangster wannabe, and they try, they will have fun. There really is nothing like pencil, paper, and dice roleplaying. Most people are astounded at the concept (I suspect because 90% of the population in my town has the IQ of a wooden duck) and most of the ones have come back for more. Now, if you actually manage to get your asses off of that chair and get yourself a girlfriend who actually cares about you, she'll give roleplaying a shot. Yes, females are actually capable of roleplaying! And my girlfriend likes it! So maybe you'd have to skip out on a few weekend roleplaying sessions to get a good woman. But you can't deny when it isn't worth it when you get her to join your group, get to show her off to your friends, and then when the session is over you can make out with her! It's extremely great, and everyone should try it! Dammit, you imbiciles! With Regards, Luke I think you've magnificently failed to grasp our problem. It isn't having a girlfriend *and* getting to roleplay as well. It's getting the girlfriend in the first place which eludes us. P.S. Why did you pick that name? Do you like being reffered to as an ex-prison inmate who owned a few peoples asses? Yes. Steven wrote: I have a problem with roleplaying games. My characters are too realistic. They have a tendency to go around and do their own things, occasionally getting to the adventure when is suited them. I think this shows my skill portraying real people in the game's environment, but the GMs in the area think otherwise. After one of my characters decided to spend his spoils on a new home entertainment system, convertable into a massive amp for his guitar, instead of a black market bazooka, the GM kicked me out for ruining the experience curve! What should I do? I have a tendency to play lawyers and lawsuits myself. I once sold home insurance to the hobbits of the Shire in a game of MERP. On another occasion, in a game of Ghostbusters, I successfully sued Ghostbusters Inc (who sell the PCs a franchise) and ended up owning the company. (As an additional bonus I got some of the senior management imprisoned for attempting to pervert the course of justice). I was having fun. The rest of the party apparently weren't. Affe wrote: Dear Dr. Bubba, I play live action vamp and cyberpunk, and various others but. My girlfriend has seriously deducted the amount of total game time I get in. I mean sure the nookie is great but damn i would like to play at least once a week .. kinda makes me think the 100 + bucks of books I bought are going to waste. -Affe (monkey in german) Are you asking for advice or just boasting to wind us up? MK wrote: Dear Dr. Bubba, I am that so-called rarity of rarities, a moderately attractive female gamer who enjoys and prefers to date male gamers. Yeah, that's rare. I don't say this to pump myself up, but only so that you can understand my problem. Since I date gamers, I tend to often get dates from either my gaming groups or my circle of friends. However, as soon as I get the slightest bit romantic or physical with the one I have chosen to date, every other guy I know starts giving me dirty looks, storming off in the middle of conversations, and in general giving me hell. It's because they want to date you. The really annoying bit, however, is that these are guys who are not interested in me, sometimes even guys who said point blank that they would not date me. They're lying. Are you sure they didn't say that after you made it clear that you wouldn't ever date them> If it's not because of that, then what the hell is it? And how can I get them to stop and behave in a moderately reasonable fashion? I don't want to have to stop dating just because my male friends are idiots. MK. Geld them? Some nutter wrote the following mail (NOTE:- The "sex" was huge and multicoloured to draw the readers attention, but due to a combination of laziness and cruelty we haven't done the formatting to make it appear so here): Dear Dr. Bubba, SEX, now that I have your attention. We're listening. Am I sane? This has very little to do with roleplaying other than the fact thatI tend to play mad-men in any adventure I play. But people everywhere keep telling me that I'm, shall we say not quite right in the head. The problem is I don't know whether I'm sane or not. People tend to get nervous when I'm around them especially when I laugh. My friends keep telling me that 'normal people don't have hideous cackling high pitched laughs'. Oh did I mention that I was suspended from my school for an alleged bomb threat (more on that later). Also I keep having dreams of various nude celebrities with elephant ears running around killing space toasters from mars (don't try to make toast in one, because you'll end up with burnt toast). Occationally my pet gerbil tells me he's going to kill us all but he's just moody so I ignore him. Does the gerbil think you're sane? On the other hand I have heard that if you are questioning your sanity you are most likely sane. Are you sure that shouldn't be the other way round? As for the bomb thing, it happened a while ago, and apparently no one really knows what was said, or to who. Regardless people are morons, and I still have to go to court over the stupid thing. Yes... Of course being a Londoner who uses the tube (underground railway) daily, and who suffers frequent delays due to "security alerts" I have long been an advocate of capital punishment for moron's who leave luggage unattended. Anyways, I hope you can tell me because no one else that I've sent random e-mails to could, Am I Sane? In a word, no. J. From London wrote: Dear Doctor, I have a real problem with my mouth, particularly my lips. It seems that no matter what lip-balm/salve I use, they tend to make my lips even drier than usual. I do refrain from licking them, but sometimes when I'm conscious that they are feeling dry, I guess the urge is overwhelming. This situation tends to be worse when the weather is hot. Right... Are lip care products really good, or can they aggrivate conditions? What can I use that won't leave hideous white marks on the lips? Is this a common problem? And are there products that actually keep the boys soft all day as they claim? ...keep the boys soft all day? What the hell kind of products claim to do that? Yours Sincerely, J (from London) If you have any problems you'd like Doctor Bubba to help you with, then drop a line to [email protected]. We can't promise to help, and we'll probably make things worse, but we're enthusiastic, and more importantly, free. |
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