Sexual Intercourse

Players Required Two (one male, one female) Rules Of The Game A game of Sexual Intercourse consists of three rounds (or phases) beginning with Foreplay. In the Foreplay round, the male caresses, stokes and cuddles the female until she is prepared to allow him to move onto the second round, Intercourse. There are a number of strategies that the male can follow during the foreplay round (too many to go into detail here) but they generally revolve around declarations of love and commitment. In the Intercourse round, the male inserts his (hopefully) erect penis into the vagina of the women and proceeds to move it in and out with a thrusting motion. The Intercourse round ends when the male ejaculates. Note:- The point of sexual intercourse is that the Intercourse round should take a *long* time. There are no prizes for coming first, a fact which often eludes male players. The final round seems to have no generally used term, so we have called it "Afterwards". In the Afterwards phase, one participant (often, but not always the woman) will wish to be cuddled and held, and will want to talk. The other participant will wish to go to sleep. Err... that's about it. Safety There are a number of safety implications with this game, so we urge all participants to wear the appropriate protective equipment. Solitaire This game actually works quite well as a solitaire game. Hell, that's the way we usually play it. Variations There are a number of variations of this game: MULTI-PLAYER Although sexual intercourse was designed as a two-player game, many people have tried it as a multi-player game, with varying degrees of success. MALE ON MALE It is possible to play sexual intercourse with two male participants. This is similar to the standard game, except that the anus is used instead of the vagina, and presumably you can skip all the crap about talking and holding and remembering the other person's name. CAMPAIGN PLAY Although sexual intercourse can be played as a one-off game, most people choose to play it as a linked series of games, in a campaign, with a single partner. In this case, points are scored for longevity of campaign, with seven years apparently being a good score to exceed.

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