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Contents For when you want to be sure she has a good time

MANUFACTURER'S BLURB

We all want to be better in bed, but for most of us the surgical amputation of our penis and its replacement with a bionic equivalent is simply going WAY too far. But now, from BodyHarmony Cyberwear comes a solution - HappySac.

HappySac enhances, rather than replaces your genital system. A small reservoir unit is implanted in the groin and connected to the ejaculatory system. The reservoir can contain any standard leisure chemical and can be easily refilled via a concealed valve located between the scrotum and the anus.

To put it simply, when you "come", a little extra something is added to your semen to ensure that if you... ahem... arrived a little early, she'll still get a rush.

Manufacturers Warning:- Only legally available leisure chemicals should be used in HappySac. BodyHarmony shall not be responsible for any misuse arising from this product. It is a legal offence not to inform sexual partners that you are using HappySac.

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

Cyberpunk 2020

ShadowRun
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