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In this feedback we've decided to address a little talked about area of male hygiene, and also to take account of our trans-Atlantic (world-wide in fact) readership to answer a few questions.

The issue we're interested in is that of Knob Cheese. For those of you who aren't up to strength on this particular subject, can I quote from that authoritative guide, Roger's Profanisaurus:

knob cheese n. 1. Smeg-ma. 2. Foreskin feta found underneath Kojak's roll-neck (qv) and around the banjo (qv) or cheese ridge. Also knob Stilton, knob yoghurt, Helmetdale (qv).

Now we've heard it said that the incidence of knob cheese is dramatically reduced by circumcision, but since this practise is pretty rare in this country, and we're certainly not going to start asking around, we've been unable to establish the truth or otherwise of this statement.

But we do understand that the "roundhead" look is pretty popular across the pond, so we figure now is our chance to establish the truth once and for all.

So our first question is are you circumcised?

Yes, I am a roundhead.

No, I am a cavalier.

And our second question is about whether you find knob cheese to be a problem?

Yes, I find that knob cheese can be a problem if I don't pay attention to hygiene.

No, I've never found knob cheese to be a problem.


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