Ask Doctor Bubba

Dear Doctor Bubba, I have a somewhat unusual problem. I have a platonic friend who I get on very well with. Anyway, she--- She? Yes, she! You means your "friend" is a women? Yes, can I continue? Please. Well, my friend has this tattoo of a comic book character on her shoulder. A female comic book character. A very good looking female comic book character. To put it bluntly, I'm sexually attracted to my friend's tattoo. Whenever she wears sleeveless dresses I experience very confusing feelings. What should I do, Jonny N. Have you considered visiting your local comics shop, purchasing several back issues of that character's title, and retiring to the nearest toilet? Hint: If you try that, don't tell your friend. Women get a bit funny about that kind of thing. Hell, they don't even like us taking magazine to the bog to read! Alternatively, you could try getting a life, or at the very least getting crushes on women who you could theoretically date one-day. P.S. I happen to run a small roleplaying fanzine on the Internet. Would you like to have a look at it? No.

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