Ask Doctor Bubba

Dear Doctor Bubba, I have always prided myself on being a method roleplayer. I draw together facets of being, motivations, actions, patterns of speech and ways of gesturing to create a fully-fleshed, three-dimensional character that - I feel - makes the roleplaying experience far more enjoyable and meaningful for all. Last Saturday I was participating in a session of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, deeply immersed in my portrayal of Fat Gregor, a thief turned charlatan, warm-hearted but with a cunning streak, when he was unexpectedly shot straight through with a crossbow bolt. I reached deep within myself seeking what would be this character's, this person's, natural and spontaneous reaction, and came up with: "I've been fucking kebabbed!" I felt that this was one of my finest roleplaying moments, but all the other people at the session could do was pour scorn, pointing out that kebabs are "kindof oriental" and that the Empire is "kindof German". Should I persist with what is obviously a group of "roll-players" or go in search of a group who can more fully appreciate my talents? Soulshine You're a cunt.

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